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-MAXIMUM IMPACT IS TOMORROW. BE IMPACTED . Or be a loser. Which would happen if you don't go. Which is sucky. Don't be a loser. 

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-Water Baptism is just around the corner. Keep a look out! Be spotted and you might stand a chance to be dunked! 

That concludes it all. You handsome or gorgeous person. 

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